Today marks 25 days until Eric and I get married.

…And 25 days until I eat a #9 meal with nacho cheese at Taco John’s.

I’ve been thinking about what to do on my blog for the wedding because the usual, “Oh, it’s so hard to be an adult” just isn’t going to cut it for the next month. All I can do is think about the wedding, and let’s be real…having all the attention, getting presents, and being the thinnest I’ve ever been doesn’t suck.

I’ve decided to write 10 blogs about everything wedding. When my friends have gotten married in the past, I’m constantly thinking about what they are thinking about during the wedding. It drives me crazy. Are they thinking about how great it is to see all their friends or are they thinking about not messing up their hair when they hug everyone? Are they thinking about how much they love their new husband or are they thinking about how their back fat looks in their dress?

I think these are fair questions.

I also need to write about this experience because sometimes the only way I can make sense of anything is to write about it. For the 10 days leading up to the wedding, I will write about everything that is going through my head. I’ll write about the bridesmaids, the dress, Eric, and every inappropriate thought in between.

It’s going to be great.

…Or awkward.