Like most toddlers and puppies, I go through phases of certain bad behavior and then I’m on to the next bad behavior a week later. Similar to how my dog was biting everything for a month, and then he barked constantly for a month, and now he is jumping on people. I’ve done this since I was a little kid, except instead of barking, I will eat mac and cheese every night for a month. Right now, I’m in a phase of UGHHHHHHHHHHH and I need everyone to know about it. The way I feel about everything is UGHHHHHHHHHH. The wedding is UGHHHHHHHHH. My job is UGHHHHHHHHH. Working out is UGHHHHHHHHH. Being nice is UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

The worst part of this phase is that I feel the need to share it with anyone who I come in contact with. Today, I told my boss that I would rather claw my own eyeballs out than do what I was doing at the moment.

Who does that?

Yep. Crazy people do that.

Immediately after I said that to him, I thought UGHHHHHHHHH why did I say that?

I literally cannot articulate it better than UGHHHHHHHHH. Sometimes I just have weeks when everything and everyone annoys me and really nothing can make me feel better. It has nothing to with anyone else and everything to do with me.

In a weird way this is an apology blog to anyone I have come in contact with in the last week and probably tomorrow. One of my favorite things Oprah taught me was to be responsible for the energy I bring into a space.

UGHHHHHHHHH, I miss her.

I definitely don’t want to bring negative energy into a room, so I apologize and I will try to do better tomorrow. I’ve always wanted to be one of those people that lights up a room when they walk in it, and I don’t think I have been doing that lately. You know those people. It’s like a big ray of sunshine follows them around and their hair is always perfect.

I wonder if under their smile they are thinking, “UGHHHHHHHHH that sunshine following me around is so freaking hot.”

That would be cool.