Dear Kate,

Why do the guys I like find my friends and brunettes more attractive? I thought blondes have more fun?

-Anonymous Blonde

Dear 27 Dresses,

I am a natural brunette but I dye my hair blonde, so I can confidently say that hair color doesn’t matter and I look better as a blonde.

But enough about me.

I’m sure a lot of people can relate to boys liking their friends instead of them. I used to weigh 5 million pounds in college and all my friends were salad eating beauties. When I went out with them, I had to have a “personality” and be “funny” to get boys to like me instead of relying on my looks.

It. Was. Exhausting.

To avoid losing a boy to your friend’s bad dye job, you should let the boys come to you instead of chasing them down. I know you are pretty because ugly people don’t read this blog so just lock down your crazy, don’t be desperate, and let the boys come to you next time. This way you will find someone who likes you and your blonde hair just like I found chubby chasers to like me in college.

And if that doesn’t work, you can always start hanging out with ugly people.

-xoKate