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“You just remember that you’re a goddamn superstar.” – Lady Gaga
This past weekend I worked out for the first time since the wedding. Stop your judging right now, you skinny people. I was hungry and it was cold outside. It’s finally beautiful outside again and I can’t use my seasonal depression excuse anymore so I had to start running again. I don’t plan on giving… Read More “Overweight”
Eric and I officially put our house up for sale today. Truth is, I have wanted to move ever since I moved in almost 2 years ago. Not because it isn’t a great home (which it is, so someone please buy it), but because I’m a brat and I get what I want. Eric bought… Read More New Home
Sometimes being a big kid sucks. When I got out of college, I thought I could do anything. Sip cocktails by the country club pool while my husband works? Sure. Write a book? In my spare time. Own a clothing store? Done. But then I found out that “cute and funny” doesn’t count as a… Read More Big Dreams, Little Skills
I’m not sure how to say this, so I’m just going to say it… I’m not cut out for “chores.” As terrible as it sounds, Eric really does pretty much everything. He cooks, he cleans, he does laundry, he takes care of the dogs, and I’m just too busy being fake exhausted. Plus, American… Read More Housewife
All of my married friends warned me about the post-wedding blues, but I didn’t believe them. I thought I would just be so happy that it was all over and that I was married that I couldn’t possibly be down. I was painfully wrong. I woke up Saturday morning in one of the worst moods… Read More Post-Wedding Blues
The wedding was perfect. I’ve never been so happy and all the stress and starvation was completely worth it. Sorry I’m a brat and complained about it for 11 months. I woke up on my wedding day and felt an immediate need to puke everywhere. That feeling lasted the rest of the day during hair,… Read More The Wedding
Once again, my life has not turned out like a romantic comedy. I always thought my mind would be racing with questions and doubts before I got married because that’s what always happens to Kate Hudson in the movies, but I just feel calm. I’m making one of the biggest decisions of my life and… Read More 5 Days: Calm
Okay, now I’m starting to get excited.